My job is to find and praise the best male sex toys available on the market, but not everyone can afford the Autoblow or the 3Fap. That doesn’t mean that these individuals should be restricted to just their hands! With a little creativity and just a couple of materials, you can make your own homemade pocket pussy. Most of these items require lube, rubber bands, and a glove or condom. There’s lots of options online, but here are my top 6 favorites.
A towel (heat it in the dryer first for a warmer experience)
A glove or bubble wrap
Something cylindrical shaped as a placeholder for your penis (a tube of toothpaste or lotion works well)
2 Rubber bands
Fold the towel long ways until it is about 3 to 4 inches long. Then lie the glove or bubble wrap down on one end of the towel leaving about an inch off of one edge, use the placeholder and fold the long end over the glove or bubble wrap. Wrap the end of the glove or bubble wrap over the end of the towel, loosely secure it with a rubber band, and remove the placeholder. Place another rubber band around the bottom of the towel where the fingertips of the glove would be (or where your penis would end). You can make this part as tight as you’d like. Once your towel masturbator is complete, add some lube to the open end and explore ways to use it. You can masturbate with it manually, or place it between couch cushions and use it hands-free!
The Pringles Can
A pringles can, cup, or bottle with the top cut off
2-3 sponges (run them under warm water first for a warmer experience)
A glove or bubble wrap
3 rubber bands
Put the glove or bubble wrap between the sponges (leaving about an inch of the open side out of the sandwich) and secure the whole thing with a rubber band on each end. Slip the sandwich into your container of choice and stretch the open end of the bubble wrap or glove over the end of the container and secure it with another rubber band. Add lube to the open end of your contraption and enjoy your new toy!
A roll of toilet paper
Glove or condom
Take the cardboard out of the center of the toilet paper and pull a glove or condom through the middle. Stretch the end of the glove or condom over the end of the toilet paper, you can secure this with a rubber band, but I find it is unnecessary. Of course, when you’re done, add lube and enjoy.
Floral Beads or Food
Floral beads (you can get these at the dollar store) or food
1 Rubber band
Remove enough floral beads from the container so that your penis can fit without pushing any out. Put the glove over the top and secure it with a rubber band, then turn the glove inside out, pushing the fingers into the beads. Add lube and play around with it.
You can create the same effect with different foods in a cylinder container. You still need a glove and rubber band to avoid making a mess, but you can use jello, mac and cheese, grapes, beans and so much more!
Rubber band (optional)
Many people figure this one out on their own, but it’s still a great classic. If you have an unloved stuffed animal you can cut a hole in it somewhere and masturbate into the hole using a condom. If you don’t want to cut a hole in your stuffed animal, you can hogtie its legs together using a rubber band and masturbate (again, using a condom) through the openings in the legs.
Latex glove (it’s important that it be latex)
Disassembled pen (optional)
Tie the pink and thumbs into knots and then turn the glove inside out. Invert the middle finger and slip it through the open end of the glove. Taking the open end along with the middle finger, tie this into a knot. This should leave you with two fingers, cut the end off of one and blow up the glove. You can use the disassembled pen at this point as a way to direct the air into the glove, but I find it’s just as easy to blow to glove up without it. Once the glove is plump, stretch the two remaining fingers and tie them around the bulge, careful not to lose any air. Use some water based lube in the hole created by the middle finger and you have a realistic pocket pussy!
All of these methods are fantastic if you’re on a budget. They’re easy to make, require little materials, and are safe to use. You can heat up most of them for a more realistic feel and it’s easy to alter them to your personal preferences. While I enjoy using these, if you can afford it, I recommend going with something made by a pro – like anything from winningvulvas.com.